Need something new to jumpstart your video conference? Want a fun, exciting experience at your next company online meeting? Want to possibly sue your company? Well, a Plaintiff Employment Lawyer is here!
What happens on a call? We will join the call, do a quick intro, and start docketing all of the illegal things occurring at your zoom meeting and at your company. You can ask questions, or just let us hang out and silently document all of the illegal things that you are surely doing.
Please note: Nobody has signed up for us yet, so please be rest assured that you will almost certainly get your first choice of time slot. Let us repeat: we are not overloaded with requests, so your preferred time slot will certainly be available.
20 minute Illegal Action Check-in | $45 for up to 8 people. In this appearance, we will have a lawyer come in and quickly show you the illegal things that you are doing and explain how others can sue you. Great for happy hours, birthday parties, or really any company event.
45 minute Virtual Group Tour | $100 up to 12 people. We will represent you during your zoom meeting by ensuring that your boss does not even consider asking you a question (sounds like retaliation to me!).
60 Minute VIP Special $300 up to 25 people. We will attend your video conference, points out illegal issues, represent you during the meeting, and then . . . file a lawsuit against the company by the end of the day! (Conference call will have to occur by 12 pm to lawsuit by end of the day). Add $50 if you want us to sue your boss individually.
At first, I thought this would be hilarious, just to spice up our meeting. But then the plaintiff lawyer sued me for something I said on the video conference and, well, it’s not that funny anymore.
Benefits of hiring a plaintiff’s employment
- Get back at your boss
- Catch an employee in an illegal act;
- Expose your company;
- Find reasons to sue your company;
- Get someone at your zoom meeting to say something stupid
- Just plain fun
- Nothing spells f-u-n more than e-m-p-l-o-y-m-e-n-t a-t-t-o-r-n-e-y